50 shades of Grayling and why I've had enough and going on strike.
- 5 Dec 2013
The former Lord Chief Justice, Igor Judge, has proved to be a remarkably formidable and skilled tactician. In one speech he has given the government a lifeline and Chris Grayling a death threat. The trouble is that our esteemed Lord Chancellor is so dim that he can only ident...
Hair Flick, heir to Thatcher; Bozzza!!!!
- 28 Nov 2013
Good old Bozza!!!! What a man of belief, principle and er, um, um, ambition. There could not have been a dry gusset at the Centre for Policy Studies when our hero delivered the The Annual Margaret Thatcher Lecture. Might you, they could never spell. Oh, if only she could be l...
The crystal Methodist's real crime was trashing an ethical brand
- 22 Nov 2013
Ed Balls takes some beating as the most repulsive man in British politics. Just as I thought that he could sink no lower he now tries to twist the crystal Methodist minister scandal into a ‘did Osborne and Cameron ever take cocaine, we need to be told’ outrage. Do we need to b...
It's the God Cameron versus the nightmare Balls show. Expecting high viewing figures.
- 17 Nov 2013
There is an eerie silence that nobody is writing about. A silence that is so significant that it could be an election game changer. It is the silence of Conservative rebels. Like turkeys finally working out that voting for Christmas is not a particularly good idea, the swivel ...
It is time to break up the energy companies and separate production from sale.
- 24 Oct 2013
For the very first time in my life I felt sorry for both Norman Tebbit and Simon Heffer. No doubt I will need deep therapy over the months. What a terrible dilemma these two old Tory dinosaurs face. They despise both John Major and David Cameron and everything they stand for. ...
The Police Federation have inadvertently performed a miracle. They have made the public feel sorry for a politician
- 17 Oct 2013
I really do have to hand it to the Police Federation. They have managed to do what so many spin doctors, strategists, greasers and chancers have been striving to achieve for so many years. The holy grail of spin. The unthinkable. The seemingly impossible. They have made the pu...
Chukka Umuna had better watch out for Tristram Hunt
- 13 Oct 2013
This has been a very strange week in British politics. We had the long awaited reshuffle which I found utterly incomprehensible. Please someone tell me what the point of it was, apart from warning our hopeless women Cabinet ministers (with the exception of Mother Theresa) tha...
Calm down dear it's only the Daily Mail
- 5 Oct 2013
Please may we try and gain a sense of perspective on the the great MAIL versus Miliband war? It has all began to spiral out of control with everyone wanting a piece of the action and both left and right using it for their own political ends. Both are milking as much political ...
This Deputy Speaker election is going to be fun
- 4 Oct 2013
Just as things were getting rather dull in politics, my old mate Simon Burns resigns a junior transport minister to throw his hat in the ring to replace poor old Nigel Evans as a Deputy Speaker. Nigel is one of the most decent people that I know and I really hope that he will ...
Why Boris will have to get off his leadership bike
- 1 Oct 2013
No doubt Louise Mensch was a perfectly adequate MP for Corby, but lecturing the Tory Party from the comfort of New York on how to win elections via a SUN column seems rather off world. The latest gem from planet Mensch is that the way Cameron gets an outright majority is to pu...