It's about time that Farage was exposed at the cynical Westminster operator that he is

  • 10 Oct 2014

Despite all the hype from the Faragistas, no mould has been broken and nothing much has changed. The Kippers have just officially replaced the Lib Dems as the spittoon for the aggrieved, the nutters the no hopers and thoroughly pissed off from Jaywick. It is scary for the Tori...

For the police to hack the Mail on Sunday is a national disgrace and an affront to the freedom of the press

  • 5 Oct 2014

Apart from the appalling news of the savage and senseless murder of a thoroughly decent man and the more encouraging reportage of British Imams speaking with one voice in condemnation, there is a worrying news story which is not being picked up. It is the Mail on Sunday splas...

If only Cameron could tell the Rampton Wing of the Tory party to fuck off and join UKIP

  • 1 Oct 2014

Why anybody wants to be leader of a party, let alone Prime Minister is beyond my comprehension. Your private life is subjected to an unhealthy scrutiny by a carnivorous and mischievous media. You have to react immediately to a crisis with an instant and popular plan. You are o...

Self Control is always more satisfying than premature ejockulation. Time for a Royal Commission to look at the collective whinges of the UK

  • 19 Sep 2014

Well, they think it’s all over; but it has just began. All party leaders have been damaged by this. Cameron is accused by the usual suspects of selling out England. Miliband of being as of much use as a cat flap in a submarine. And Salmond of conducting one of the most bad tem...

Who will speak up for the raving bonkers?

  • 17 Sep 2014

These are joyous times for all Cameron haters. Andrew Rosindell, Graham Brady and that towering interlectual that is Owen Patterson must be creaming in their cavalry twills. Tomorrow is their big day because whatever the result that wicked, stuck up wealthy toff and his chums ...

When my family go to Aberdeenshire at Christmas to lay flowers on my father's grave and visit my mother at her care home will we be viewed as Foreigners in a strange land?

  • 14 Sep 2014

For the very first time in all the years that I have been involved in politics I am scared. Scared that on Thursday the good people of Scotland will vote with their hearts rather than their heads. Well, how does it affect we English? Will it be along the lines of the political...

Is Boris the next Enoch Powell?

  • 13 Sep 2014

I am beginning to wonder whether Boris Johnson will be the next Enoch Powell. A distinguished classicist, self publicist and boat rocking irritant. Both were disillusioned with their parties, both were dangerously unpredictable and had leadership ambitions. To be fair to Powel...

Why is it that Tory backbenchers can be led to slaughter but never made to think?

  • 7 Sep 2014

If I was Michael Gove, the Chief Whip, I would summon four people to my office on Monday morning. Jacob Rees Mogg, Adam Afriyie, Andrew Brigden and Jackie Doyle Price. The first three I would accuse of craven, snivelling cowardice and rip them each a new arsehole for their cra...

It is time that decent Conservatives and those who believe in social democracy stand up and fight those parasites who are infecting our party

  • 31 Aug 2014

Is Mathew Parris the only sensible commentator to appreciate that Douglas Carswell is a complete and utter fraud? For weeks he has been exasperating Eurosceptics by refusing to rebel and for going on record as saying that Cameron’s European stance was one hundred percent corre...

Dover for the continent Clacton for the incontinent. To win Clacton the Kippers will have to re nobble the care homes

  • 28 Aug 2014

I would love to say how we e all predicted that Douglas Carswell would doggie paddle his way to the Kippers. But it would be a lie. Particularly as his close chum, the alarmingly wild eyed MEP Daniel Hannan, rejected Nigel Farage’s heavy petting. I thought perhaps that it mig...