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It’s time the Tories woke up & smelt the fuckoffee
- 6 Oct 2024
It really is time for the Tory party to wake up and smell the fuckoffee. The public didn’t care if you were replaced with baby eating Satanists provided you were thrown out of office, publicly whipped, humiliated & thrown into the dark recesses of hell, never to return. Th...
Government is about tough choices, but to carelessly throw aside the plight of pensioners for political point scoring is wicked. Starmer has become a political calculating machine devoid of emotional intelligence. Labour will win tomorrow but it will be a defining moment
- 9 Sep 2024
I can understand why Starmer is desperate to show fiscal responsibility by being tough. I can appreciate that in politics it is a tactic for the new regime to pin the blame on an outgoing and discredited government for every painful decision that has to be made. It’s politics....
Time to send Braverman & Jenrick off to Rwanda on a one way ticket.
- 17 Aug 2023
It’s that exciting time of the year when the nation holds its breath for the reshuffle. The time when the Prime Minister refreshes his government and presents his winning team to the party conference. Well, that’s what party managers spin to a press that is desperate for stori...
The real loser of the Uxbridge by election was Johnson. He would have won it with catastrophic fall out for Sunak. But his cowardice has relegated him to loser status. He will hate that
- 23 Jul 2023
The one lesson that I have learned in decades of politics is that people do not vote for parties who are divided. It is a mantra adopted by Sunak & by Starmer. And it is good sense. The other blindingly obvious lesson from history is that government’s lose election...
Thursdays by elections will be a disaster but not a catastrophe. Sunak must hold his nerve
- 17 Jul 2023
I haven’t blogged for a while for two reasons. Like the majority of the criminal bar we spend most of our weekends preparing cases for Monday which we have usually just been parachuted into. And these tend to be back to back trials which are physically and mentally draining. ...
If this ghastly little shit had a political grave I would dance on it. Sunak must be tough & ruthless
- 10 Jun 2023
Just as the nation returns from counselling after the heartbreaking psychodrama of Phil and Holly our emotions are in turmoil over the resignation of St Boris Our Saviour. ‘Are you OK?’ you might ask me. Too bloody right I am. And if this ghastly little shit had a political gr...
Starmer gives the impression of running for cover rather than for office. ‘We are less shit than the Tories’ doesn’t lift the soul
- 30 Apr 2023
Let me predict what will happen at the local government elections on Thursday. The Conservatives. ‘Obviously this is a disappointing result for us and we want to thank all of our hardworking candidates for their hard work. Their seats are on loan. But it was not the wi...
The SNP is in its death throes. Whoever gains from this mess could seal the fate of the next general election. Sunak should go down on his bended knees & beg Ruth Davidson to come back & lead the Scottish Tories
- 16 Apr 2023
I have never seen a party so visibly disintegrate as fast as the SNP. That great shining beacon of Independence which has bestrode this narrow world like a Colossus (sorry Mr Shakepeare) is seen at last for what it always has been, a corrupt, dictatorial secret cult, who has r...
Starmer is stupid to descend into the gutter. He has unnecessarily triggered another civil war in his party when most of the Tory crazies have been locked in the attic
- 10 Apr 2023
Like nature, inter-party strife abhors a vacuum. And mercifully the Conservatives have finally realised that Sunak is the only game in town to head off political genocide and make a small win escape the realms of delusional fantasy. My litmus test was appearing on tele...
Lineker has been a twat for giving oxygen to the BBC haters & Sunak has finally found his Mojo. In the meantime welcome to SKY Sport
- 12 Mar 2023
Dear old Auntie always gets her knickers in a twist when it comes to a crisis. At this she is as predictable as a flasher’s mac. The dilemma is what do you do with a popular presenter who behaves like a twat? The answer is er, ah ahem; let’s have have a cooling off period and...