It won’t be long before the Truss Institute of Economic Affairs experiment will fizzle into nothingness
- 3 Oct 2022
THE LADY’S NOT FOR TURNING screamed the Daily Mail in Coming of God headlines after the pound plunged and the markets made a killing. Up until late last night the line was ‘we are doubling down’.But it didn’t take long for madam to throw Laughing Boy under a bus and make a vir...
Arise Sir Mick Lynch. Your rail strike gives the perfect excuse to escape the Birmingham Conservative bloodbath
- 1 Oct 2022
Hold the front page Dacre, I have detected a glimmer of hope for the Conservative Party Conference which will warm the cockles of the hearts of all true blue believers. The rail strike. The perfect excuse for non attendance and failure to worship at the shrine of Saint Liz, sa...
Next week the Conservative Party Conference will be in mourning for an old girl who served them so well. She was called prudence
- 27 Sep 2022
Anyone who trills that this omnishabolic, shitshow of a train wreck Special Fiscal Operation is a ‘true’ Conservative budget really has no grasp of political history. There are three important questions. Will they hold their nerve? How is this going to be paid for? And at what...
Wake up and smell the Coffey. Truss has found a Willy
- 7 Sep 2022
I was pleasantly surprised at Truss’s first outing at PMQs. Of course it’s early days with her and Starmer trying to work out the best way of knocking the shit out of each other whilst giving the aura of statecraft. Starmer has to be careful not to fall into the trap of manspl...
My conversion to Truss. Trigger warning to the politically insane this is a spoof
- 4 Sep 2022
Like so many others I have totally underestimated Liz Truss. For years I have written that, like lettuce (God’s mistake), I have never understood what she is for. I have accused her of being shallow, robotic, not a team player, with a delusional, almost psychotic ambition to b...
Johnson’s delusional plan is to encourage chaos so that they beg him to return. He’s the new Norma Desmond, ‘comeback? I’ve never been away’.
- 1 Aug 2022
Well, I suppose it’s not all over for Sunak until Therese Coffey sings. Oh, don’t laugh too heartily, dear old Therese has serious form for her Karaoke appearances. The trouble is that despite being clearly the most competent candidate and best suited to be prime minister Rish...
HMS Mordaunt heading full steam ahead for the iceberg with Truss hilariously raiding Thatcher’s wardrobe. We deserve better than this
- 17 Jul 2022
I have never quite understood the attraction of Penny Mordaunt to party members & MPs. Well, in the last few days it has taken a knock. The omnipresent Lord Frost put his hobnail in, as did Lord Moylan, perhaps not always the sanest of our legislators. That was all about c...
HMS Mordaunt has been launched but the smart money is on Kemi Badenoch who dreads naught
- 13 Jul 2022
Predicting Conservative leadership elections is neither an art nor a science. At best it’s guesswork based on who has a grudge, who wants a job and who wants to be on the winning side. Mostly all three. But let’s have a think for a moment what the winning side should be. The o...
This old fox with blood and feathers round his mouth & claims to be a vegan should be evicted from the hen house immediately
- 8 Jul 2022
So the old fox still lives in the hen house despite a promise to turn vegan for a couple of months. The Daily Mail in truly Daily Mash style accuses narcissistic MPs of getting rid of the Conservatives’ ‘greatest electoral asset’. The front page is a joy, ‘what have they done?...
For the first time in his life Boris is facing electile dysfunction & 211 of the blue chappies won’t raise his game
- 7 Jun 2022
For the first time in his life Boris Johnson is suffering from a severe case of electile dysfunction. And two hundred and eleven of the blue chappies won’t save him from the disappointment of not being able to raise his game. The poor fellow puts the dick into predicta...