With Johnson life’s a pitch and a promise is not even just for Christmas

  • 29 Aug 2019

“I would like to make it absolutely clear that I am not attracted to arcane procedures such as the prorogation of Parliament. As someone who aspires to be Prime Minister of a democratic nation I believe in finding consensus in the House of Commons”.   So which lickspittl...

It’s Yellowhammer horror time

  • 19 Aug 2019

Politics is broken. Nobody believes a word any politician utters. They lie. They cheat. They are obsessed with power. They want to break the system, if only they knew what the system was they wanted to break. And they will smash the economy to get elected. No ifs nor buts. Wel...

Larry the cat could be Johnson’s undoing

  • 28 Jul 2019

A very dangerous alliance is developing between three senior Downing Street figures who were once mortal enemies which could destroy the Johnson government. They are meeting in a secret location in St James’s Park under cover of dark. They have never seen eye to eye before. On...

Don’t worry too much about the apocalypse the four horsemen are in Cabinet and boy, are they ready to ride

  • 25 Jul 2019

Well, now we know officially who Boris Johnson is. A ruthless narcissist who owes no loyalty to anyone but himself. A man who bears grudges and gives pay back. It’s like the old politbureau days in the Kremlin. Hunt has been airbrushed out of all official photographs. It is as...

The day Andrew Neil took back control

  • 13 Jul 2019

A word of advice to baby barristers. If you want to watch a masterclass in cross examination of a witness you can do no better than study Andrew Neil’s interviews of Hunt and Johnson. It will teach you all you failed to learn at bar school and reinforce everything your pupil s...

I hope that the Conservative party doesn’t become another Waco. They haven’t yet realised that Johnson is a high end functioning sociopath with all the mayhem that brings

  • 23 Jun 2019

There is just one word that can best describe the present condition of the Conservative party. Waco. Does it ring a bell? The scene of a stand off in the early nineties between the FBI and a mad religious cult, suffering mass hysteria and brain washing by a  charismatic and ps...

He is the master of Truthspeak and Doublethink. You have every reason to worry that Big Boris is watching you

  • 14 Jun 2019

It was a cold bright day in June and the clocks were striking thirteen as Boris Johnson secured the votes of one hundred and fourteen MPs. The master of Double Think is powering his way to Number 10. Let me dust down George Orwell’s 1984 for you. ‘Double think means the power ...

Where was the stardust, the mojo, the magic? The great entertainer who failed to entertain. Dead behind the eyes and terrified of telling the truth

  • 12 Jun 2019

I was rather looking forward to the Johnson press conference. Backbenchers are flocking to his banner because of his ability to unite, deliver Brexit by the 31October and pulverise Corbyn and Farage. I was, like everyone else, expecting razzmatazz, wit, dynamism and that star ...

The Peterborough by election showed that the Brexit party is like a bubble. They have Farage and Widdecombe with one more prick it will burst.

  • 7 Jun 2019

There are three things of significance about Labour’s victory in the Peterborough by election. Firstly, that if the Brexit Party can’t win a seat where  61% voted leave, despite their polling, they are nothing more than a bubble party that will eventually burst. Secondly, the ...

Boris has a totally contempt for the truth and anything honourable and decent. But should he be prosecuted?

  • 30 May 2019

It really is time to uncork the Gauke. He should act swiftly and decisively to carry out his statutory duty to protect the judiciary unlike his ghastly, weak  and venal predecessor, Liz Truss, who did for the Ministry of Justice what King Herod did for baby sitting.   Of...