It’s a dead cat & reverse ferret fight back which will fail
- 22 Jan 2022
Number 10 are now singing from the stricken leader in the bunker ‘fight back’ play book. Arrogant macho posturing that he will fight and fight to win. Parade his diehard loyalists on the media telling us that support has never been stronger in the vain hope that it may be true...
How many more reputations are to be trashed to save this despicable man? Backbenchers must take Big Dog to the vets to put us all out our misery
- 15 Jan 2022
Just how low can the Conservative party sink? I thought that we were on a downward descent when Liz Truss broke her oath as Lord Chancellor to protect the judiciary when the press attacked our independent judiciary as Enemies of the People. Things had become pretty tawdry befo...
I knew Margaret Thatcher. Liz Truss you ain’t no Margaret Thatcher
- 3 Jan 2022
What a bloody awful mess we are in. And it’s going to get worse. Some of us have been warning publicly for well over a year, as was Sunak privately, that we were heading full steam ahead for the seventies. Stagflation. Spiralling wage costs. The end of cheap money. And a massi...
Boris Johnson is good at promising to save Christmas why doesn’t he save the Criminal Justice System? If our pay review is derisory we should go on strike
- 28 Nov 2021
Yesterday I attended the Criminal Bar Association winter conference. It was joyous and uplifting to see so many old friends. But ‘old’ was the the name of the game. There were very few young barristers there. Why? Because appalling working conditions, low pay, stress, the wor...
Johnson has trashed his party, Parliament & his backbenchers he must be swiftly evicted from Number 10
- 12 Nov 2021
I suspect that this is the last time the Grand old Duke of Pork will lead his troops to the top of the hill and march them down again. He has trashed the Conservative brand, trashed Parliament and trashed the reputations of hardworking, honest members of Parliament; which is m...
The most deliciously political budget I have ever seen. And Johnson will start a dirty war against his chancellor
- 27 Oct 2021
Thank heavens that most of the government front bench were wearing face coverings during the budget speech today. Apart from their green eyes it concealed their envy at the most outrageous bid for the leadership that I have ever seen. And I got the distinct impression that s...
Carrie on Shuffling
- 16 Sep 2021
Reshuffles are rather strange affairs. They are a little like relying on your sat nav without previously consulting a map as sometime you end up where you don’t want to be. This latest effort is more a tribute act to the goings on at Madame Cynthia Payne’s Ambleside Av...
Has the ‘invincible’ Boris finally gone bonkers?
- 11 Sep 2021
Hardly a day goes by without an old chum turning to me sadly and saying that he is no longer a member of the Conservative Party because of the the crass awfulness of Johnson and his incompetent cabinet. They tend to be split into two groups. Those on the right who think the g...
When Boris finally kicks open the swing doors of the Last Chance Saloon the Tories might decide that they have had enough of the Cowboy & that it’s time for the Indian
- 11 Aug 2021
It is now time for my annual lecture on the pointless irrelevance of the silly season sport of predicting who will be promoted and who will be parliamentary roadkill in the ‘forthcoming’ reshuffle. Dear readers they are total bollocks dreamt up in pubs and bars by journalists ...
Vaccines passports are for the market not the government
- 31 Jul 2021
MPs always get fractious before the summer break. But none so bitter as the various skirmishes within the Conservative party. A few weeks ago Starmer looked as if he was on the ropes. But now the message that was beginning to sound like an overplayed broken record, namely that...