My Parliamentary pimping and other trivia
- 9 Feb 2017
As John Gummer once said, ‘the weak are a long time in politics.’ And the last few days have been spectacularly intriguing. First the mystery of John Bercow. Just what is he playing at? I rather like John in an odd sort of way and once set him up for a shag when I was a journa...
Welcome to Malice in Wonderland where the Tories have become the Mad Hatter's Party.
- 2 Feb 2017
Welcome to the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. Bozo is the white rabbit always scuttling off to to a very important date. Liam Fox is the dormouse and the Red Queen is clearly Theresa May. ‘Off with their heads’, she screams if anyone contradicts her. The Mad Hatter is a tricky one to...
In Good We Trust. I really hope hope that Trump has some sense of his duty to do something to heal his divided nation. If not we are rather fucked
- 30 Jan 2017
I really do think it is about time that we all grew up. Trump made some inflammatory, hotheaded, promises on the stump to tickle the collective clitorides (its Greek) of the howling contorted masses of the dispossessed most of which are unworkable. But, shock horror, the Presi...
This is May's moment to talk turkey over the pork barrel. Bozo must be left at home and muzzled
- 22 Jan 2017
I think that it is time for all of us to join Post Realism Politics. I am a passionate Remainer, but is delusional to convince myself that Brexit will never happen. It will. May gave us a pragmatic road plan of where she wants to lead us. It is strewn with potholes, land mines...
Trump should make it clear that NATO means Nato and decide whether Putin is a psychopath or a sociopath
- 15 Jan 2017
Great Britain and the western world is sailing in perilous waters. More perilous than I can ever remember. And I go back to the days of the Cold War, the Bay of Pigs, the assassination of Kennedy. I remember the grainy public information adverts that were to be shown in the ad...
It's time to take the politics out of the NHS. HMS Make My May should unload her torpedo tubes
- 12 Jan 2017
There is nothing particularly new in the NHS winter crisis meltdown. In the early eighties there were no hospital budgets nor targets. Regional health authorities were given a load of cash from the government who then gave it to district health authorities who then distributed...
HMS Make My May should not scupper a depoliticiseation of the NHS
- 12 Jan 2017
There is nothing particularly new in the NHS winter crisis meltdown. In the early eighties there were no hospital budgets nor targets. Regional health authorities were given a load of cash from the government who then gave it to district health authorities who then distributed...
May has been well and truly Rogered. Her Laager louts must be brought to heel to fend off a constitutional crisis
- 4 Jan 2017
Let it not be said that Theresa May hasn’t been well and truly Rogered. The radioactive fallout from the atomic detonation unleashed by our man in Brussels will linger and poison for years to come. This is the beginning of May’s nuclear winter of discontent. What is so troubli...
With Grayling in charge of transport Truss prisons and Bozo upsetting Johnny Foreigner God help us all
- 18 Dec 2016
If Labour wasn’t so hopelessly out of touch this government would be flat lining in the polls. As a Tory who wants May to do well it saddens me that it has all descended into the beginnings of a shambles. Bozo is a national embarrassment spreading mayhem and derision wherever ...
It's time the Ice Queen and her Court started Chillaxing. Charm rather than vitriol is the most effective weapon in politics
- 11 Dec 2016
David Cameron’s reign at Downing Street is not without criticism. But it was a hell of a lot laid back than that maelstrom of chippy suspicions and bitter recriminations that swirl around the court of the Ice Queen. It really is time that she and her team did a little chillaxi...