Tory party brokers must not allow there to be a conference within a conference. It’s time to talk tough
- 20 Sep 2018
People like me never thought that Donald Trump had a snowball’s chance in hell of being elected President of the United States. Why? Because we thought that the American people were better than that. People like me thought that Brexiteers had as much chance of winning the refe...
Never mind the blonde bombshells. The small but perfectly formed Alan Duncan is sharpening his enormous chopper. Boristas beware.
- 9 Sep 2018
“Look, any fool knows that all this fake news about Bozo has been dreamt up by that infamous gossip and muckraker the potty mouthed Theresa May. This poor guy has been wickedly maligned by the Number 10 rubbish machine. He may be a terrible old flirt, but come on…….would he pu...
Et Tu Nick Timothy. What a squalid little man
- 2 Sep 2018
I thought that it would relaxing to have a few weeks of not writing about Bozo. And it was. Now we have migrated from the silly season to the torrid headline season. This will go on way past the conference boreathons until we know what Brussels has to offer. And there is somet...
Boris is not Burka martyr he is just a cunning stunt. He must be disciplined or we are no better than Labour
- 10 Aug 2018
There is a great deal of miffery down in the snug at the Farage Arms. It’s bad enough having bloody (pardon my French) traitors trying to sabotage the will of the people, Johnny Frog sticking two fingers up to the British roaring lion, but this business with Boris really is th...
Moggites and Momentum have a lot in common. The deselection of a decent man like Frank Field is just the beginning
- 29 Jul 2018
I have known Frank Field since my election in 1983. I sat on his select committee and I regard him as a friend and one of the most decent and honourable people who have ever set foot in the House of Commons. He has done more for the underprivileged and the vulnerable than anyo...
Javid has foolishly listened to his inner Daily Mail. The worst fate for the Jihadis would be a lifetime in an Alabama jail. To give them martyrdom will be a recruiting sergeant for the terrorist
- 24 Jul 2018
I would shed no tears if the two formerly British Jihadis who have wickedly wallowed in the obscenity of mindless murder were blown off the face of the earth, their ashes ground into dust and their souls cast into the pit of despair for eternity. I would have no qualms if they...
The chief whip is in the last chance saloon, time has been called and it’s drinking up time
- 22 Jul 2018
Apart from the space between Boris Johnson and a television crew, the unsafest place to be Westminster is the government’s whips Office in a crisis. Which is most of the time. It is the job of the whips to bring the government’s business home. Nothing more and nothing less. Th...
Homage to Rudyard Kipling who will be spinning in his grave
- 19 Jul 2018
Tear down the bloody statues of those who thought in a different way. Take joy in reducing to rubble the heroes of yesterday. Free speech is just a weapon of those who are born to oppress women, blacks, students and those in tribal dress. And welcome to a new world where we th...
Will someone show some leadership. This country is in mortal peril and all the goverment does is appease the purists. Wake up and be strong.
- 17 Jul 2018
I really don’t want to write another word about Boris Johnson. I have almost said it all. But there is a question which will mark the mettle of the man. Will he have the courage to make a personal statement tomorrow? My gut instincts tell me that he won’t. Like all bullies he ...
Poor Boris must be a very lonely man, the Archie Rice of politics, going through his routine dead behind the eyes and despising his audience.
- 12 Jul 2018
In many ways I feel desperately sorry for Boris Johnson. He may be a vile, vainglorious, selfish steaming pile of horseshit with the principles and morality of a Kremlin hitman, but deep down he must be achingly lonely. Behind the melting mask of Bon moted bonhomie he is frien...