Beware the IDS of March
- 19 Mar 2016
It was inevitable that there would be a Cabinet Brexit Martyr. The intriguing question was who and when. My money was on Grayling as he knows he is finished. But that was an error of judgement on my part. I had forgotten just how much they want to damage the credibility of Cam...
Today history was made, Theresa deployed her tits; weapons of mass distraction for the leadership campaign
- 16 Mar 2016
As George Osborne rose to his feet, his face as pale as fresh cadaver, his lips crinkled upwards in that Heath Ledger Joker smile, all eyes were on……Theresa May’s tits. They had entered the chamber a few moments earlier and had caused quite a stir. Some thought that there had ...
Too much clown porn, Andy Burnham, Jesus and a cock
- 12 Mar 2016
Is it just me or is there too much clown porn infesting the media these days? I suppose it could have only been a coincidence that Bozo was launching himself (sorry the OUT campaign) in Dartford on the same day that a gasman had caught the largest rat in Britain. And for what ...
Tory BSDM porn and the Boris Marr car crash
- 6 Mar 2016
There is something vaguely hypnotic about Tory BSDM porn as one is drawn deeper and deeper into a fantasy world of exploitation, pain and short term gratification. Ah, how the clunky nineties background music accompanies the same old themes. ‘We haaaate the prime minister’ spi...
The Cameron revivalist experience and why the EU agreement is binding in law
- 25 Feb 2016
I suspect that you can’t get much more politically cynical or jaundiced then me. I’ve been around rather a long time and seen some appalling stage managed events. I remember being at a Tory party conference when Tim Bell of Saachi fame had organised a load of us youngsters at ...
Boris is a copper bottomed, double dealing hypocritical little shit. The press will destroy him
- 21 Feb 2016
I have been knocking around politics for so long that I didn’t think it was possible for me to become utterly shocked at the venality, ambition and horror of one man’s ego. But this evening I have been proved totally wrong. Boris Johnson has proved beyond all reasonable doubt ...
Cameron has invited us to a country house shooting party. His beaters are desperately trying to get the Boris Bird to break cover
- 20 Feb 2016
So brush down your tweeds, adjust your plus fours, prepare the loaders and get the beaters to work. Today is the Glorious Twentieth. The Prime Minister has invited us to a country house Conservative shooting party. And a rather dangerous one. It will be like giving a troop of ...
Although Monty and I disagree he is a man of good heart and integrity. After the dust settles I hope he can rejoin the Tory family
- 18 Feb 2016
Some of you will be expecting me to be jumping for joy at Tim Montgomerie’s exit from the Tory party. To be honest, I am rather sad. One of the great strengths of my party is that it is a very broad church. Some might think that since the defenestration of Thatcher some of the...
The disgraceful BMA. Mogadon mayoral candidates. And after the referendum a government of all the talons
- 13 Feb 2016
The irresponsible, shroud waving, downright lies that have been spewing from the BMA over the junior doctors dispute makes Brexiteer professional mentalists Arron Banks and Dominic Cummings seem like paragons of truth and gentlemanly behaviour. At last the mask has finally sli...
Even the Samaritans would hang up on Grayling but the Brexiteers are heading for Fuckmarggeddon
- 4 Feb 2016
Poor Chris Grayling. Regularly humiliated by Michael Gove (blessed be his name) and more recently in Cabinet by Cameron. Even Liam Fox didn’t bother to respond to his desperate pleas to lead the Brexiteers. I suspect even the Samaritans would hang up on him. Yet each week, tho...